About This Blog:

On my main blog I try use humor with the goal of depicting my thoughts in a way that will entertain the reader. On this blog I write my thoughts without any goal in mind.

I would suggest not reading further.


Sunday, October 23, 2011

Stolen Plate

I had my back license plate stolen. Maybe they just needed the tags or maybe they planned on committing me a crime. I called the police to report. The officer told me if I left the plate missing off the back I may get pulled over and have to explain that it was stolen, but already had been reported. Or I could move the front plate to the back and I would be less likely to be pulled over, but could possiblly be pulled over, yanked out of the vehicle, cuffed and thrown to the ground.

I moved the plate to the back; I don't feel like getting pulled over.

Not Luck

Sometimes when I play poker I play poorly and still end up wining. Sometimes I play well and still end up losing. However, usually when I play well I win, and when I play poorly I lose.

I just went and played poker for the first time in two months. I played poorly.

Friday, October 21, 2011

Quote

I just watched my first episode of American Family. The woman was shelling at her husband:

Where I come men cherish women. It goes

Wife
Mistress
Dog.

Dog is always at the bottom.

Sunday, October 9, 2011

Not tipping the scales

I don't own a scale, but every couple workouts at the gym I weigh in. Literally, every time since I've started this diet 6 weeks ago my weight has gone done. Not sometimes fluctuating up and down depending on the time or whatever. Nope. Every time it has been lower. And I'm not even trying to lose weight.

This isn't an easy diet, but I think I found something that would help people lose weight.

Now, I have to figure out how to eat healthy and still gain some back.

Friday, October 7, 2011

But I'm a Christian

E-mail I just received:

I am Teresa Hernandez, a Christian.I have picked your email address for an inheritance of Ј 3.2 million Pounds.Please contact me for more details

Oh, a Christian. I will contact her right away now.

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Lost in Translation

This is an direct quote from one my student's status updates yesterday (she is 15):

OMFG my sis or sumbdy khuldv died bra dat khar is fuhkd up Im bouta krii. Wow bluhd! Thank god!!

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Levels of Dreaming

I looked into the mirror and my eyes zoomed into my mouth. All I could see was the focus of my chewing gum. That's how I knew I was dreaming. I didn't chew gum. It was like a scene right of inception. I realized I was dreaming because of my sign (the gum) and so I thought to myself, "you don't chew gum, so you know this is a dream." Then I woke myself up. Then I went back to sleep and still had the gum and once again cognitively processed that I was in a dream.

So excited by this discovery I woke up and contacted a few of my friends to share with them that I was able to do this. It was kind of crazy that I was suddenly able to have such awareness. Maybe I could learn to control my dreams or ask questions in them. It was fun to process this with others.

Then I woke up.

I'm not kidding. That was all the this morning. Then I woke up and realized that I had never really woke and realized all that stuff that I had realized.

Moneyball

I'm not promoting the movie here, but I did here. However, this is great.

Watch this:



Now watch this:

Too Much Moneyball