Hitting the Flop

Last night I was playing poker and on a flop of KQx the one black guy in seat 7 tells the other guy in the hand, "Just fold man. I'm telling you I hit that flop." He ends up turning over AA. The guy in seat one says, "You didn't hit the flop. If you're already married to it-- it is not called hittin' it."

On-line dating

To the following statement the girl responded strongly disagree:

I'd rather be nice than stupid.

I commented on the fact that she strongly disagreed with that statement and she explained:

I'm a very nice person, but I put a high value on intelligence. I would rather keep my wits then lose them and be a nice person that is taken advantage of. One or the other, brains... But fortunaly I am able to have both in real life. ;)

Got it.

Living Alone

I went to Trader Joe's a couple days ago and spent $113.28, and I didn't even buy any alchohol.

Words

The first four I found were, "Naive, shy, insecure, and thoughtfull."

Clearly this doesn't work for everyone.