About This Blog:

On my main blog I try use humor with the goal of depicting my thoughts in a way that will entertain the reader. On this blog I write my thoughts without any goal in mind.

I would suggest not reading further.


Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Math Question

My principal called me today with a pressing question. He asked:

What is -32 ?

Saturday, February 23, 2013

Life

Life is like an even-numbered word problem.
--Rick West

Saturday, February 2, 2013

Super Bowl 2013

This year I have some bonus money on my site and I can't cash out until I bet it a bunch, so I made even more bets than usual. If you want to follow along:

Superbowl Bets
   Bet   Pays 
Alicia Keys to play piano during National Anthem  $    10.00  $    12.85
National Anthem to be more than 2 minutes 5 seconds   $       6.00  $    11.21
Coin Toss will be HEADS  $    10.00  $    19.52
Crabtree to have first 1st down  $           -    $    50.00
Davis to have first 1st down  -   $    10.00
Colin Kaepernick to score first TD of game  $       5.00  $    55.00
Crabtree to score first TD of game  $       5.00  $    35.00
First score will be Ravens Passing TD  $       5.00  $    30.00
Vernon Davis' first reception will be more than 11.5 yds  $    10.00  $    18.33
Touchdown will be scored before FG  $    10.00  $    16.66
Points will be scored in first 6 minutes of game  $       7.00  $    13.66
LaMichael James to score a TD  $       5.00  $    20.00
Kaepernick to score a rushing TD  $       5.00  $    11.75
Longest TD of the game will be more than 45.5 yards  $       5.00  $       9.34
No Touchdown scored by Defense or Special Teams  $    10.00  $    15.00
Both Teams will NOT have a FG from 37 or more yards  $    10.00  $    16.66
Gore to have more than 17.5 receiving yds  $       7.00  $    14.36
Kaepernick to have more than 55.5 rushing yards  $       6.00  $    12.60
Colin Kaepernik to have more passing TD's than NHL Points by Crosby  $       5.00  $       9.34
Liverpool+Manchester city to have more points than FG in game  $       5.00  $       9.34
Total Score less than 47.5  $    10.00  $    28.63
Baltimore to score exactly 17 points  $       5.00  $    65.00
49ers to score exactly 28 points  $       6.00  $    65.00
Second half will have more points than first half  $    10.00  $    19.09
49ers to win by more than 3.5  $    58.95  $  112.53
49ers will win by 7-10 points  $       5.00  $    27.50
49ers win by 1-3 points  $    10.00  $    60.00
Color of first liquid to be doused on winning coach - RED  $       5.00  $    22.50
Winning Coach to thank FAMILY first  $       5.00  $    30.00
LaMichael James to win MVP  $       5.00  $  255.00

Go Niners.