Gender Roles

The groom left his tuxedo jacket in my car last night. His wife asked me to remove the flower and save it before I returned it. He asked me to make sure to get the flask from the inside pocket before I returned it.

Tomorrow

Brian is getting married tomorrow. Tonight as his brother (who is in the wedding) was heading out to his hotel he asked him, "What do you got going on tomorrow."

His brother answered, "I'm going to a wedding."

Wallet

When my gym card is in front of my credit card I feel like this is a sign that I'm at a healthy point in my life.