My Fantasy Team

Case Ace
1. (9) Ryan Braun (Mil - OF)
2. (16) Ryan Howard (Phi - 1B)
3. (33) YOUK
4. (40) Joe Mauer (Min - C)
5. (57) Cole Hamels (Phi - SP)
6. (64) Rickie Weeks (Mil - 2B)
7. (81) Matt Cain (SF - SP)
8. (88) Roy Oswalt (Phi - SP)
9. (105) Francisco Rodríguez (NYM - RP)
10. (112) Ian Desmond (Was - SS)
11. (129) Carlos Lee (Hou - 1B,OF)
12. (136) Mark Reynolds (Bal - 3B)
13. (153) Daniel Hudson (Ari - SP)
14. (160) Jose Tabata (Pit - OF)
15. (177) Jorge De La Rosa (Col - SP)
16. (184) Craig Kimbrel (Atl - RP)
17. (201) Carlos Peña (ChC - 1B)
18. (208) Joe Nathan (Min - RP)
19. (225) Jake Peavy (CWS - SP)
20. (232) Reid Brignac (TB - 2B,SS)
21. (249) Brandon Webb (Tex - SP)
22. (256) Stephen Strasburg (Was - SP)
23. (273) Brandon Beachy (Atl - SP)
24. (280) Coco Crisp (Oak - OF)
25. (297) Jake Westbrook (StL - SP)

Fake Team

I joined a public league just to do a little experiment. I pre-ranked my players in about 10 minutes. You might be able to tell my goal:

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1.	(2)	Tim Lincecum (SF - SP)
2.	(23)	Matt Kemp (LAD - OF)
3.	(26)	Matt Holliday (StL - OF)
4.	(47)	Matt Cain (SF - SP)
5.	(50)	Jason Heyward (Atl - OF)
6.	(71)	Brian Wilson (SF - RP)
7.	(74)	Aramis Ramírez (ChC - 3B)
8.	(95)	Pedro Alvarez (Pit - 3B)
9.	(98)	Delmon Young (Min - OF)
10.	(119)	Jonathan Sánchez (SF - SP)
11.	(122)	Madison Bumgarner (SF - SP)
12.	(143)	Carlos Lee (Hou - 1B,OF)
13.	(146)	Brian Roberts (Bal - 2B)
14.	(167)	Barry Zito (SF - SP)
15.	(170)	Joel Hanrahan (Pit - RP)
16.	(191)	Jhonny Peralta (Det - 3B,SS)
17.	(194)	Kevin Gregg (Bal - RP)
18.	(215)	Carlos Ruiz (Phi - C)
19.	(218)	Adam Jones (Bal - OF)
20.	(239)	Jake Peavy (CWS - SP)
21.	(242)	Cody Ross (SF - OF)
22.	(263)	Johan Santana (NYM - SP)
23.	(266)	Sean Rodriguez (TB - 2B,OF)

I don't plan on investing much energy into this league, but at least for a while I plan on starting all five of the Giants starters.

New Boy

I got a new student last week and all the girls think he is really cute. I told my students to shake his hand and welcome him to the class. Ashlyn, sitting next to him, was first to shake his hand. After the handshake she says to him, "I'm never going to wash this hand again."

What?!!!?

Can someone find her a hint of timidness please?

Cleaning out the Closet

This is what my closet looks like:




This is what my living room looked like during the closet project:



This is what my living room looks like now:



I'm glad it is done.

You Too

I left Subway yesterday and said to the kid behind the counter, "Have a good one." I'm not going to comment on the quality of my farewell colloquialism. It was his response I found interesting.

"Have a good one."

"Will do."

I mean who responds like that? Maybe we should more. Next time the stewardess says "Enjoy your flight," maybe instead of "thanks" you should go with something else:

"Don't mind if I do."

"I plan on it."

"Damn right. I'm gonna enjoy this flight."

Thanks for reading. Have a good one.

(Brian Regan's "you too")

Memory

Last month a girl I didn't recognize sent me a friend request on Facebook. I saw that we had several mutual friends from Cal Poly so I was assuming I knew her in college, just not well. Today I saw her on-line and decided to bring it up.

Me: I have question for you

Her: Yes?

Me: What was our relationship in college?

Her: What?

Me: How did you know me?

Her: Oh, not to worry we didn't meet in college.

Me: Oh.

Her: I saw we had a lot of friends in common so I sent you a request. :)

That makes me feel a little better.

Coincidence

Prior to yesterday I don't have any recollection of eating at an establishment that was entirely vegetarian or vegan. Really, I'm not even sure I knew those places existed.

Yesterday afternoon I go to Gio's and he suggests a vegetarian place in old Folsom so he can get a certain milkshake. Then at night a group of us went to vegetarian place downtown for dinner.

I find this really ironic that the day after I break up with my vegetarian girlfriend I end up at two vegetarian restaurants.

Weird.