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Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Dream

So last night I had my first poker dream of the season. I was sitting in seat 3 or seat 4 and I had 49o. The flop came out 994. I end up going all-in on the river heads up against the girl in seat 7. She calls the bet (I think she had AQ and there was an ace on the turn.) After it is shown that I have the best hand she points out that I was covering my cards illegally. The dealer calls the floor and he rules that she is to be given the pot. (I don't know what I was doing for some reason I had a cover chip and they were slightly fanned or not fanned or I don't know. Whatever it was there is no such rule, and it made no sense. However, in the dream the rule somehow existed and I just didn't know it.)

Also there was another female in seat 10 (who I think was also a dealer, but was playing this game) and she had discreetly signaled to her to look at my illegal card covering. This made the girl in seat 8 aware of it and then pointed it out.

I go ballistic. I call the floor. I'm arguing with the floor but to no avail. Then I'm pleading that we split the pot. I take my plea to the floor first and then when it is clear that it won't be ruled in my favor I go directly to the abusive culprit in seat 8 and I ask her to be reasonable and give me half of the pot. She refuses to share the pot with me in any way. (During all this I was also asking the people involved to explain the rule to me, because clearly I was ignorant and didn't understand it. This was sincere gesture on my part as I wanted to understand my offense even though simultaneously I thought the offense was ridiculous.)

But after when I'm arguing with her about the pot she ends up coming on to me. We kiss. We make plans to both leave the game and go back to my house. Despite this interaction she refuses to share any of the pot with me. (And I had the best hand damn it.)

Who wants to interpret this one?

3 comments:

  1. It's like they say, man: in the poker game of life, women are the rake. They are the F#@%ing rake.

    Also: I think you mean interpret, not interrupt, was the girl in seat 7 or seat 8, and your homophone aphasia is acting up (their, there). =-)

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  2. Sorry I wrote this at 7:43am and then went back to bed.

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