100.5

I was listening to the radio the other day and the DJ said:

Tell me your answer to the question: What is something you want to stop doing by the time your 30?

I don't think I'm the station's intended demographic.

Poker Results

My friend Tai had me take this on-line poker test.

Thank you for taking the Free No Limit Hold'em Cash Game Test. Your PokerIQScore is 138.7216. Our analysis engine reports the following overall details about your game:

The greatest overall strength in your game is Pre-Flop Play. You are better than 98.87% of all people in this area. You have the ability to profit significantly from this skill. Continue to take advantage of it!

I thought my pre-flop game was strong.

Radio

Yesterday I was working out with Gio.

Me: On the way here I heard a stat that 27% of people access their Facebook from their phone while on the john.

Gio: Where did you hear that?

Me: On the radio. Right before I got here.

Gio: What station? NPR?

Sleep Deprivation

I just fell asleep on my desk at work. Literally, asleep asleep.

I think it is time to go home.

Alarms

I don't know if you guys thought my text conversation with Trevor was funny, but I was laughing really hard when I read his text. Sometimes people making fun of me is really amusing. I called him and after we chatted I texted him, "If I start eating bacon and eggs I'll drive downt to tell you about it person."

I really do think alarms should have a maximum sounding time. At some point we heard or we didn't. A nearby buildings alarm was sounding and after about 2-3 minutes I think any burglary attempt would be exposed, and now it was just annoying to all of us in the area.

I was on the Internet today...

Class Notes

I had my students take notes on my lecture on Friday. I lectured on various topics, and they were to write down anything they found interesting or important. Here are some of their comments:

• You can get away with weird dancing because you're a white guy.
• Mr. Burrill chooses to teach even with snobby, annoying students in his class because he enjoys teaching.
• Stay single so you could have money later on in life.
• You should talk and wright proper at school.
• Don't cheat on your spouse.

Well... I'm glad they were listening.

Sparse Posting

Matt, Vickie, and the two other people reading this,
Sorry I haven't been posting on tertiary lately, but I cancelled my internet. I actually want to write a post her about why I cancelled my internet, but I don't have internet.

--Kevin