New Desk

I'm getting this desk with the file cabinet. You can see the file cabinet in the picture below.

Jokes

This Joke:

Texan: “Where are you from?”
Harvard grad: “I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions.”
Texan: “Okay – where are you from, jackass?”

I first heard from Joe Demers back in 2002. He told me it the same night he told me the Freudian slip joke.



Here is another one:

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”

The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”

Lincecum

If our guy makes a commercial. We'll watch.

Priority Mail

I got a notice in my mailbox the other day that said: You're mailbox is so full we're not going to deliver you mail anymore come by the post office and pick it up.

Today I took a different way home from work and was near the post office so I stopped by. They didn't have my mail and the guy said that it had probably been too long since I got the notice. "We only hold the mail ten days."

Then it gets returned to the sender, except for the junk mail (which is pretty much all of my mail).

Also, I asked them to not deliver mail that didn't have my name on it, but they wouldn't do that.