About This Blog:

On my main blog I try use humor with the goal of depicting my thoughts in a way that will entertain the reader. On this blog I write my thoughts without any goal in mind.

I would suggest not reading further.


Saturday, December 25, 2010

Snowman Lyrics

The last several years my mother has had a singing snowman in her house. We're not exactly sure what he is singing, but we are certain the lyrics aren't exactly what we initially expected.

Comment below with what you hear or you can send me your lyrics to gutshot7@gmail.com.

People, we need your help. Please Participate.

I'll even give you the first part:

Frosty the Snowman, was happy, jolly, soul....

You tell me the rest.


Thanks.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Eclipse

I e-mailed Matt about last night's eclipse.

This was his response:

The orange was a lot more pronounced with the naked eye. Through the telescope the moon was much more distinct, and simply darkened. It was pretty cool. Come over in 350 years and I'll pull out the telescope again.

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Water

I went to the movies last night. We each got a hot dog. We got a small popcorn to share, and she got a drink. Our total came to $17, and the girl I was with said to me, “Are you going to get something to drink?”

I grabbed a large water bottle and added that to our items, and our cashier announces, “That will be $22.”

“Really? It was five dollars for my water? This better be the best damn water I’ve ever had.”

I still got the water, because she had paid for the tickets and I didn’t want to look cheap.

“We should not have totaled that separately. There are some things I would just rather not know.”


Click here to see Travolta clip.

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Gift

This year I've had two student teachers working with me. Earlier this week they completed their term. As a thank-you gift they gave me two bottles of wine and a gift-certificate to iTunes. Just this week I got iTunes for the first time in my life so it is a really great gift. I wasn't expecting anything.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Quandary

I clicked on link discussing the simplicity of certain TV show's names. Underneath I saw related links:

* The 7 Most Disastrous Typos of All Time
* The Coolest Math Teacher
* Cozy-Crazy Couple Makes Tight All Right In The City's Tiniest Studio

What should I click?

They're good.

Monday, December 13, 2010

Prospering

6 months ago I was driving my same 2000 Toyota Corolla, talking on my basic flip phone, and watching a television that I bought for $40 on Craigslist.

Today, I just ordered a book on my iPad. Yesterday, I drove my Porsche with the top down even though it's winter. I still barely know how to use my smart phone, but I have one, and my flat-panel plasma TV arrives Monday.

What is happening to me?