Number

Me: I need you to call the phone company, and I memorized the number so I don't even need to look it up.

Her: It probably isn't a lot of numbers.

Me: What are you talking about? It is an entire 800 number.

Her: What is it? 1-800-444-4445?

Me: Wow. That is really close. How did you know?


(Actual number was 1-800-444-4410)

The Odds are Good

Recent conversation with my girlfriend:

Me: I'm not sure I want to say.

Her: Go ahead.

Me: I had us as 6 to 1 favorites.

Her: Not bad, I was thinking 4 to 1.

Me: That's one of the sexiest things a girl has ever said to me.


I think I'm going to marry this one.