I have a nerdy student that likes to eat lunch in my room, even if I'm not in there. The other day I asked him and some other students to leave the room while I went to get some food. He said he would "see me in court."
He returned to 5th period with a Plaintiff's Petition. He filled out his name as the plaintiff, and my name as the defendent. It was written for a renter's complaint.
My favorite part was in the "Facts and Causes of Action" section it listed the following fact:
Plaintiff is a tenant and leases premises from the Defendent.
He crossed out "premises" and wrote in "knowledge."
He was forced to leave the premises from where he leases knowledge.
I didn't pay him the $500 of damages he asked for this afternoon.
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