About This Blog:

On my main blog I try use humor with the goal of depicting my thoughts in a way that will entertain the reader. On this blog I write my thoughts without any goal in mind.

I would suggest not reading further.


Thursday, August 23, 2012

Number

Me: I need you to call the phone company, and I memorized the number so I don't even need to look it up.

Her: It probably isn't a lot of numbers.

Me: What are you talking about? It is an entire 800 number.

Her: What is it? 1-800-444-4445?

Me: Wow. That is really close. How did you know?


(Actual number was 1-800-444-4410)

Saturday, August 18, 2012

The Odds are Good

Recent conversation with my girlfriend:

Me: I'm not sure I want to say.

Her: Go ahead.

Me: I had us as 6 to 1 favorites.

Her: Not bad, I was thinking 4 to 1.

Me: That's one of the sexiest things a girl has ever said to me.


I think I'm going to marry this one.

Friday, July 13, 2012

Old Cayucos Tavern

I just looked this place up on Yelp because I was curious if they still had poker there. This was the first review I read:

From Patrick W:
liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
great spot to find that middle aged woman in search of a young man.
but everything else is awesome.
pool tables and shuffleboard. a most visit when in Cayucos

Friday, June 1, 2012

Pizza Party

Yesterday I bought pizza for 40 of my students as a reward for their effort in class. I think only 4 said "thank you."


Saturday, May 26, 2012

Basic Effort


Here is the caption from under this photo:

Miami Marlins right fielder Giancarlo Stanton is unable to catch a ball hit by San Francisco Giants' Aubrey Huff for a single during the second inning of a baseball game, Friday, May 25, 2012 in Miami. Photo: Wilfredo Lee/ AP

I was in a restaurant so I did not benefit from hearing any commentary from the announcers. Pagan was on first and he went half way. When the ball hit the wall he easily made it to the third. The part I don't get: how did Huff not get to second? I'm still a little upset about it.

Thursday, May 17, 2012

StickK

This is quite an idea:

stickk.com

When I first heard about it I thought they were paying out their members for hitting their goals, but I didn't see anything about that on the website.


Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Not Yet...

I did not choose to get legal representation this year, but my colleague just showed me the most recent letter from our lawyer. Some of you know about my situation, but really this does a good job of explaining why I am getting pink-slipped now and did not earlier in my career. Let me know if you would like further clarification or information. (skipped-- means skipped from being laid-off.) This does not mean I won't be offered my job back, but as of now have do not have it.


5. MATH SKIP: The District skipped 25 junior math teachers because they held a single subject math credential, which authorizes them to teach calculus and trig. The District stated that it did this because of the need for calculus and trig teachers. We noted for the Judge that only 6 of the 25 were teaching such classes and that one of the 25 taught in middle school. The Judge found that skipping based on that evidence was improper and that math teachers who hold a foundational level math credential can teach most of the high school math courses. We read the decision to call for 18 rescissions in math. The District did not read it that way. Today, it informed us that because it expects all 25 to teach calculus and/or trig next year (which seems impossible given that only 6 did this year) it is not rescinding any additional math layoffs. Expectedly, we are reviewing this as part of our potential challenges of the District’s actions. Bottom line at this time, there are no further rescissions in math.

Monday, May 7, 2012

Artificial Inflation

Last week I asked our plant manager if he could find me an overhead projector. He did. So today I used an old overhead projector for the first time in years.





















They no longer allow us to control our own classroom temperature. So my AC will not come on unless the room is warmer than 74 degrees. So I put the overhead in the back of my class and put it directly on the thermostat. My room was cool and comfortable the rest of the afternoon.

Friday, April 20, 2012

My Pillow

This is what the pillow looked like in the tub. I forgot I also had to replace my shower curtain that melted from the flames.



This is about the position of the bed at the beginning of the night. We just shifted the pillow over slightly and then...