Cell Phone Setting

I accidentally held down a button or two on my cell phone and changed the settings. Now next to my signal bars I have a little tree. From turning my phone on I learned that means I'm in the outdoor setting.

So far I've found it to be very similar to the indoor setting.

Technology

A story from college humor called teaching my mom the internet.

Church Sign Response

No Alarm

I woke up Monday and layed in bed for a bit. As usual, when I was ready to get up I reached across the bed to turn off the alarm clock. It was already off. Fantastic.
I may not have to set it again until July 13th.

Homefield Advantage

In sports like hockey, basketball, and football all the fields are a regulation size. So could home-field advantage really matter that much?

Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals is about to start. The last game 7 road winner was the Pirates in the late '70's. Since then: the Hometeam is 18-0.

Unbelievable.

Optimism

I just saw a commercial that said:
"Are you age 55 or better..."

Student Note

On the last day of school I saw a note folded up on my desk. I'm not sure when it was left. I thought to myself, "how thoughtful."

I opened it up and read, "I would totally bang you!!! -your lover!"

I thought to myself, "how thoughtful."

Waking up

I woke up. It was weird. It took me much longer than usual to decide what I was waking up from. Was it morning? Evening? When did I fall asleep?

Weird. I usually know exactly when I went to bed, about what time I feel asleep, and even how long I expected to be asleep.

After a minute I realized it was evening and I reached over and looked at my phone. It was 7pm. Even more weird I had a missed call from 6:41pm. Wow. I must have been out. I didn't even hear it ring.

Tomorrow is my last day with the studnets. The last day of my semester for my night classes is Tuesday.

I'm ready for a break.

Accusation

I have a nerdy student that likes to eat lunch in my room, even if I'm not in there. The other day I asked him and some other students to leave the room while I went to get some food. He said he would "see me in court."

He returned to 5th period with a Plaintiff's Petition. He filled out his name as the plaintiff, and my name as the defendent. It was written for a renter's complaint.

My favorite part was in the "Facts and Causes of Action" section it listed the following fact:
Plaintiff is a tenant and leases premises from the Defendent.

He crossed out "premises" and wrote in "knowledge."

He was forced to leave the premises from where he leases knowledge.

I didn't pay him the $500 of damages he asked for this afternoon.